Something About Clowns...

     I don't know about you, but I just don't like clowns. Its looks scary. And they're are like f*cked up!! They can be like so good to children and etc, but behind their backs, they're probably the ones killing people and disguise themselves in the circus or where ever.. So back then I came across some 'Urban Legends,' and guess what? I came across one that was something about a clown and here the story.. (There are many versions, and the one I previously read a totally different and more scary from this one, but I just can't find back the previous one..)

One night a couple decided that they could use a break so they made plans to go out for dinner. They hired a babysitter that a friend of theirs had suggested. Once the teenager arrives the father requests that after she puts their children to sleep that she goes into their bedroom and watch some TV. They had recently just moved into their home so a lot of the house had yet to have been completed. He doesn't want her to wander around the house where she could knock stuff over.

Soon the parents leave and she puts the kids to sleep. She does as the father says and watches TV in their bedroom, or at least she tries. She is too disturbed by the clown statue to focus. Eventually, she gets too creeped out by the statue and calls the father.

"Hey. Sorry to bother you but do you think it would be okay if I covered the clown statue. It is really freaking me out."

The father's frightened response was,"Grab the kids and get out of the house now. Go to the neighbors. We will be there soon."

"What? Why?"

"Please just go."

She agreed and gathered the kids. They waited at the neighbors for a few minutes before the police and the parents arrived. They explained to her that they did not own a clown statue. The children had talked about a clown watching them sleep but they thought they were just having bad dreams.

The police capture the clown who was really a mentally unstable midget. He had been living in their house for awhile. Since it was so large he was able to sneak around without being seen. The midget had been in the parent's room and couldn't leave without the babysitter seeing so he froze and pretended to be a statue.

See, the one I previously read about, the clown wasn't a midget. The clown was like a phantom, when the cops came to the house, the clown just disappeared and was never caught and it was like he didn't even existed. There were also other parts that made it scary, but I just can't remember the rest.. Oh yea, and it says that he has an oily face of some kind...

Then one day I was out with my friends where there was a bunch of people dressed in costumes walking past us, and one of them was a clown. I was like, *fist clenched* and ready, SO READY, if that clown came touching me and stuff..

I just don't know why, I just have a bad feelings about clowns. And if you read this and come running towards me dressing like a clown, you're definitely trying to get your ass kicked... (Might sound mean, but just don't do it, and we're all good. =])